Catered Buffet Dinner
Catering by (to be announced).
Single Malt Whiskies
Yep. We've got them, and some of the good ones, too!
Everybody reads, per our venerable tradition, but you can bring your own. Burns would have liked it that way.
If these guys don't crack you up, check your pulse, brother. You might already be dead.
God only knows that places where a dude can burn a stogie without shame are places worth keeping.
And another bluidy haggis!
Fair fa your honest, sonsie face, Great Chieftain o' the pudding race! Brace up, man, it's good for you this time of year.